The much anticipated UFC 259 card is set to take place this Saturday, March 6 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The card is stacked from top to bottom and it truly is one of the biggest cards to take place in the year. There are big names from the beginning to end, and fans all over the world are truly giving into the hype. Israel Adesanya is planning on going home to New Zealand with two belts, while Nunez and Yan try to retain their titles. There are also some fan favorite fights going on, as Thiago Santos takes on Aleksander Rakic. Both powerful, both have the capability of shutting the lights out. Khabib’s cousin also fights this weekend, as he takes on Drew Dober. Very dominant grappler, with a bright future. Joe Benavidez tries to get back on track after getting his block knocked off twice, as he faces Askar Askarov. A lot of favorites on this card, and I’m excited to see how things play out.
After last week, I need a big bounce back week. If Rozenstruik won, I could’ve acquired a small villa off the coast of Maldives. But, Instead I am still in my mothers basement. We won’t speak of the atrocity I dished out to you beautiful sons of bitches: Instead I’ll do you one better. I’ll go 4/4 on all my picks this week, that way you guys can go out to a nice dinner with your partner who still thinks you’re a virgin. If I go negative this week, You can find me under the Tappan Zee Bridge right before the Nyack exit. Stay tuned, and stay hot. I love you.